When in doubt, tell a ham joke!

Smelley: A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only men would listen

Me: hahahahhahha

Smelley: daaammnn straight

Me: im gonna put that in my profile

Me: thats so great

Me: hahaha, that matches what i already had in my profile

[[a previous conversation we had:

Me: yea well, what do you expect from ham

Smelley: not a single damn thing]]

Smelley: the ham thing?

Smelley: lol

Smelley: hahahaha

Smelley: bravo to the theme of unkosher meats!

Me: hahaha!

Me: i should put that in there too, just keeping making ham jokes

Smelley: and i'll be the bacon lady

Me: you are just hammin' it up today, shelley!

Smelley: hahah!

Smelley: i'll oink-oinking all the way to the bank, mo fo!

Me: and you'll really be bringing home the bacon!

...well I though it was funny..

(2003-05-04 - 3:49 p.m.)