I'm not as mean as I sound.

Ah, so today was the big day. The First Day of School. Damn, those capital letters make it sound all monumental.

So it wasn't as traumatic as I expected. Except for one class, which was every bit as traumatic as I expected, and then some. (Ok, not that bad.) Remember the third grade bully that pushed you on the playground and said that you had cooties? Well, maybe not. But take that bully, make him female, add about 1.5 tons of makeup and multiply by 20. There's my class. Except meaner.

But you know what? It's alright. If you would please refer to my first entry, you will see that I clearly stated that I would be kicking ass. And I will be, even if the ass I have to kick belongs to some obnoxious, Britney Spears wannabe hoe.

(2002-09-03 - 7:21 p.m.)