Welcome to Grody Club

Hi, I'm Grody.

A little bit about me...

My name isn't really Grody, but I'll give you a dollar if you correctly tell me what grody means.

I am ready to kick ass here, there, and everywhere from now on. So, unlike my other diary I had, which was full of my teen angsty tears (Oh No, I Gained a Pound, Oh Dear I Hate Valentines Day), this one will be about kicking ass, how much I kick, where I kick it, and maybe even how I kick it. However, sometimes ass kicks me, and I'll write about that too.

Or maybe I won't. Maybe I'll get bored and restless as I often do and you'll be left with just this one entry and you'll weep. We'll see.

I'd like to say "I hope you enjoy my diary, hehe." But I won't, even though I do, because I think that's like saying "I hope you enjoy me as a person, and I'm actually saying this to you, therefore telling you how desperate and lame I really am." And I don't want you to know how lame I am just yet. I want my lameness to come over you gradually, like a blossoming flower. So, just have a nice day, I really mean that, and welcome to Grody Club.

(2002-08-31 - 11:56 p.m.)